Footsteps in the Forest

Michelle Merrill

Website Developer & Contributing Writer

While Michelle loves the outdoors and does have a handful of tales from the trail, she has a lengthy set of requirements that must be met in order for her to fully enjoy the experience. These conditions include but may not be limited to:

  1. No Spiders. Period.
  2. Birds must behave themselves and not approach her.
  3. Her husband must be present to protect her when conditions 1 and 2 are not met (and even when they are).