Footsteps in the Forest

While Michelle loves the outdoors and does have a handful of tales from the trail, she has a lengthy set of requirements that must be met in order for her to fully enjoy the experience. These conditions include but may not be limited to:

1. No Spiders. Period.
2. Birds must behave themselves and not approach her.
3. Her fiancé must be present to protect her when conditions 1 and 2 are not met (and even when they are).